Have you ever wondered what the modern press would make of biblical events? 

On Red Sea crossing: 

WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOUR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath: 

HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel: 

FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed

On the birth of Christ: 

HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000: 

PREACHER STEALS CHILD’S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behaviour

On healing the 10 lepers: 

LOCAL DOCTOR’S PRACTICE RUINED
“Faith Healer” Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac: 

MADMAN’S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer’s Investment Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead: 

FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Reading of Will now to be Delayed

Source : Association for Church Editors